What do you expect out of church?
Just some thoughts I had after church this afternoon.. Pretty passionate.. It hurt my heart this afternoon as I sat in church next to a good friend friend of mine, as she was constantly texting her roommate about an apparent relationship issue, and scrolling through her twitter fees, saying “amen” intermittently here and there throughout the sermon. A sermon that was actually quite...
Sometimes a run is all you need.
a-new-lifestyle: Not a binge. Not a day spent alone in your room. Not a cancer stick. Not an hour in front of the TV. Not three ibuprofen. Not searching for gratification on the internet. Not a group hug. Not a nap. Not a shopping spree. Not a Starbucks gift card. Not sex. Not a comforting text. Not passing out after a night drinking. Not even Tumblr. Just, a, run.
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I like talking to people who...
staypozitive: make it seem like they’re happy to be talking to you. can keep a conversation. don’t reply with just one word answers. can at least make me smile or laugh. have a good sense of humor. know when to be serious or when to lighten up. just know how to have a good talk without making things awkward.
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
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